Anonymous submitted: I want to give you blowjobs for the next month. Don't act like that's not enough. --Ugly chick who doesn't mind wearing a paper bag with the lights out.
Believe me, I think that would be plenty enough. I kid you not before I saw this ask I was just about to make a post saying something along the lines of “It’s been too long, I need a blowjob” or “I could really go for some steamy hardcore sex right about now”. Man, I need a girlfriend.
Don’t be so down on yourself though, I’m sure you’re not ugly. And any guy who would make you wear a bag over your head and turn out the lights isn’t worth your time, and certainly not your blowjobs! ;)
